From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
A husband went with his wife one day when she decided to visit a lingerie shop to buy something for their daughter-in-law. He felt very much out of place in the store, blushing at everything he saw. A clerk came up to him and asked if he needed any help.
"Oh, yeah, um, where are all the men's clothes?" he asked bravely.
The clerk smiled demurely at him. "Sir, all of these clothes are for men."